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Archive for September, 2005

Sep 30

Kick. Surge. Jolt.

Posted: 3:09PM Tagged: Life

Today at work I went to go grab a Mt. Dew from our break room vending machine only to find the dollar mechanism was broken. With dismay, I walked over to the Coke machine and grabbed a Mellow Yellow. On my way back to my cube, I got to thinking about those old days back when I was 13 or 14 and we used to down Mellow Yellow like water. I can remember getting 2 bottle holders on my bike for more storage of this tasty drink. I have to admit I haven’t drank any for a long time because of my preference to Mt. Dew, but the stuff isn’t half bad.

That got me thinking about other caffine/sugar sources from my teenage years. The first one I can remember is Jolt. There’s really not much to remember other than I wasn’t allowed to drink it at home. So usually I’d grab one if I was staying over at a friends place or if I was going to be out of the house for awhile with no chance of getting caught. It was probably for the better.

Then came Kick. I remember we started drinking it just because we’d heard it had more sugar and caffine than any other drink. Turns out it really didn’t, but that didn’t stop us from guzzling it can after can. Any sleep over called for at least half a dozen per person. When all my friends were in league bowling, we’d grab a can to wake us up.

I don’t know what happened. I can’t remember if we found Surge and liked it more or if Kick just got discontinued. Hell, I can’t even remember who made Kick anymore. Regardless, Surge was the next on the list of sugar rush beverages. Andy used to drink it way more than I did and eventually I gave up pop altogether in favor of performing better in skiing.

If I was a teenager today I’m sure I’d be putting down the energy drinks like Red Bull and Monster left and right. Though if I think about it, they’re usually at least $1.30. And the cans are smaller than 12oz. Maybe they’re not. Who knows, but it’s funny how one sip from a beverage can set off so many vivid memories.

Sep 20

Too technical?

Posted: 4:09PM Tagged: Life, Work

Sometimes I wonder what it will ever take for me to find a job that I fit with. Today I heard back from my Friday interview with Medtronic. They turned me down because “you are too interested in programming.” Which, they may be right. I do enjoy progamming; especially web programming. But what is it going to take for me to find a job in programming? Even my rep at Robert Half who set up the interview told me they don’t usually see entry level programming jobs. They want people with 2-3 years experience. Isn’t that what I’m doing with my blog, decoy, and other projects? I’ve taken it upon myself to learn these tools and languages. I think that shows I have the drive to succeed and the will to learn.

This isn’t the first time I was turned down for this reason. Back when I interviewed at Premier they basically told me the same thing. We think you could do the job, but we think your heart is really with programming or network administration. So how is a young, relatively unexperienced (this is other’s view, not mine) programmer or network admin supposed to get started?

I guess I’m just starting to see that the paths I’m taking aren’t going anywhere. I don’t really know what to do about it yet though. If anyone has any ideas or can hook me up with a job, please post in the comments.

Sep 18

Not having dealt with major labels myself, I can’t validate this information, but to my knowledge it is mostly true. I’m sure not every band follows the same formula, but I can imagine it is this bad. I know for a fact unless you sell 400,000 to 500,000 records, you are in the red. You owe the record label. This is the sad state of music today. This is why the RIAA insists on sueing thousands of people. They’re protecting their unfair practices and getting away with it.

Time and time again we hear that the real reason for the RIAA’s scare tactics and lobbying is the welfare of the artists they employ and represent. Here’s a breakdown where a band not only isn’t paid much but actually ends up owing money.

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Sep 13

Height of frustration

Posted: 6:09PM Tagged: Life

I’m starting (quite the understatement) to get really mad at work. Things I was promised upon hire are turning out to not be true. I am feeling generally screwed over the longer I am here with Target. I work in the Client Support Center which supports all Target stores, all Target corporate offices, and all distribution centers. I’m not a true Target employee though. I’m a contractor.

This means no difference in my job duties as I’ve got the same responsibilities as any other Target employee in the CSC. In fact some of them I have more because I’ve been trained in several skills since starting here in January. Anyways, upon hiring, I was told that Target typically hires their contractors on somewhere between 6 months and 1 year after they start. I’m at 9 months now and still no news of getting hired on directly. My coworker Josh was given an interview, but not the job. In fact out of the half dozen they were considering, no one was hired! The reason Josh was given was he wasn’t skilled enough. Now Josh isn’t dumb. He may not know everything about computers, but I would say he’s almost as knowledgable on the support side of things as I am. I definately know more programming, but I digress. To my knowledge, I think 2-3 people were hired from being a contractor since I’ve started.

A couple weeks ago I went to request 2 days off in October for my friends wedding. I figure no big deal because we are allowed 80 hours of unpaid time off per year. I’ve used 2 days and a couple hours so far this year. My request was denied because they decided we can’t take any time in October off. “Peak season” starts in October apparently. That’s bull. Six weeks is ample time for them to schedule around me being off regardless what time of the year it is. It took two emails to get a response. My first email when I initially found out was ignored. The response I received was “Currently there isn’t any available time in Oct for Vacation. I need to get approval from the managers to allow any more people off. We are waiting to see if the schedule looks any better before granting more people off but doesn’t look good.” I am willing to bet a Target employee could take the time off if they needed.

This brings me to another point. Daily, we are bombarded with calls. This is not normal call volume. From what I’ve heard this is way more than normal. We’ve got a little homebrew app someone wrote here and it displays the number of calls expected for each half hour period along side the number we actually recieved. Daily, the number of expect calls is less than the actual amount taken. You’d think Target would make up for this by hiring more people. They do have “service levels” to maintain after all. It seems like this has completely gone out the window as of late. I see training classes ever couple of weeks, but the contractor area has mostly been vacated. I’m sure this is due to people being fed up with getting shit on and finding other, better jobs.

Yet another example of Target’s inability to handle these issues is the cancellation of our huddle/status meetings. These were short sessions set up to occur bi-weekly in order for us to meet with our teams and one on one with our manager to discuss issues, trends, and other things. In addition, our callback time, the time we use to follow up with people on unresolved issues, was cut in half. Yet we’re still expected to hold the same standard of “client satisfaction.” All they seem to care about recently is getting calls answered.

Today, I came in to find that everyone’s LAN/Windows Logon password was reset. As you can probably guess, this caused a massive influx of calls. They called all hands on deck, which means even managers take to the phones. Things somewhat have calmed down during the day. What irritates me is Target’s “sorry” to the employees is pizza. Yes, they order up 10-12 pizzas and put them in the break room saying this is “free lunch.” While the gesture doesn’t go without some notice, I fail to see how buying me pizza on the average of once a week is going to make me any happier with the company or make me want to work any harder. It might make be fatter, but it sure doesn’t motivate me at all.

I realize this is nothing more than a useless rant, but I feel some kind of satisfaction airing my desires. I have been seriously looking for other work since the beginning of the summer. It sounds like I may have an opportunity to jump ship and head to Medtronic. I know a couple people there already and they make 50% than I do here. It’s still a call center job, but at least I wouldn’t be so strapped financially. Every time I talk to someone about a programming job or a network admin job, I get told I need 2-3 years of experience before I can consider those jobs. Which brings me to the title of this post. Frustration.

I’ve thought about this a bit and I think the only job situation I will truely ever be happy with is self employment. Freelancing. Even my own business. People say that it’s sometimes tough to balance the financial part of it having periods where you don’t get any work. I don’t know how I’d handle it, but I’m sure I could manage it eventually. The biggest advantage would be time management.

Sep 13

A new friend

Posted: 12:09PM Tagged: Life

Miska, the new dogLast week my roommate Laura brought home a couple of large pictures of a dog. The thought of getting another dog in our not so spacious townhouse was not the brightest idea. Especially since we aren’t really supposed to have 2 dogs. I see other people with more than 2 dogs around our place all the time. So I can’t imagine it’s that serious of a rule.

The dog is a purebreed husky, Mishka. Her current owner, Laura’s coworker, just had a baby and doesn’t have time to take care of the dog too. I guess it’s better that they get rid of it than let it suffer. Sullivan sure enjoys having the playmate around all the time. Though we are currently keeping her in a kennel during the day so no doggy fights happen. The best part about huskies is their eyes. Ice blue. It looks so cool.

Sep 12

Decieved?

Posted: 1:09AM Tagged: Life

So this weekend I got another call from my pops. They got a call from the local sherrif’s department today asking if they’d recently sold a van. Turns out the guy who we sold the van to last week along with his mistress were picked up for trafficing meth. So it’s no longer called the “Cow van” it’s the “meth van.”

I can’t say that I’m surprised to hear this happened. I thought the whole deal was shady in the first place, but I know there’s nothing that can come back to bite me in the ass. So what if some meth head gets stuck with the van. Knowing what I do about meth, I’m willing to bet they didn’t care what the vehicle looked like as long as it’d get them more meth. I’d also venture to guess the whole “wife stole my truck” story we got isn’t true either. Not that it matters because I have the cash and they have a drug vehicle. I win!