A bizzare thing happened to me yesterday while I was on my way home from work. I’m crusing along in traffic with the windows down. Suddenly, I feel something hit my arm and briefly in my peripheral vision that thing land between my legs. I glance down to see it’s a wasp!

My though process went something like this, “Huh? Oh shit! Is it alive? Yep, it’s moving. Crap! It’s probably pissed off too.” After getting over the shock that a wasp managed to fly into my car while I was travelling 50+ MPH down the highway, I tried to get it away from me. Instinctively, I flicked it, but it only made things worse. Now I didn’t know where it was, just that it was somewhere under me. While trying to keep track of the road and traffic, I was lifting up my leg to try and catch a glimpse of it. My fear was that it’d crawl into my shoe or up my pant leg and then there was going to be some real trouble. After about a minute of searching, I saw it. I gave it stomp to end the danger. Nope, not good enough. He must’ve put his stomp-proof exoskeleton on this morning. My next chance, I reached down, grabbed it by the wings and tossed it out the window.

Whew. Needless to say, my windows went right up after that.