America is paranoid. The recent incident in Boston is proof.

Obscure cartoon creators make movie based on said obscure cartoon.
As a promotional stunt, creators make signs out of LED’s and batteries depicting one character.
Signs are placed around 10 major cities.
Nothing happens for 2 weeks.
Some paranoid bastard in Boston sees a sign.
Freaks out and calls cops.
All of Boson panics for a day and thinks it’s under terrorist attack.
National media and many police on scene.
Bomb squad detonates sign to make sure sign is not a bomb.
Creators are arrested and held on $2500 bail.
Creators post bail and give press conference about “70’s hair styles.”
America doesn’t get the joke.
The end.