I decided to go to McDonalds for lunch today (probably not the best choice to begin with). I walked in and waited for my turn to order. When the woman behind the counter asked “Can I help the next person please?” I stepped forward and said “I’ll take a Crispy Chicken Sandwich meal please.” to which she returned a blank stare. Thinking she didn’t hear me (it was somewhat noisy), I repeated myself. This time she turned around, pointed to the menu, and asked “Which one?” In a semi state of shock, I humored her with the number of the meal and the transaction proceeded.

Has the average fast food employee’s intelligence dropped so low that they no longer understand the names of their own menu items? I hate to think what would have transpired had I made any sort of special request. The situation absolutely floored me.